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| The typical BC non-bro is largely unaware of Barstool Sports and females. |
Chestnut Hill -- Despite the growing ranks gathered in opposition to the Barstool Blackout Tour and the culture of rape it fosters, most Boston College guys respond that they are not having any sex, be it consensual or coercive.
"Honestly, I didn't even want to have sex with her, just maybe cuddle and watch a movie," said John McLeary, A&S '14. "But I was too scared to ask her out so I just posted to Like A Little."
Based on a survey of all 1,058 freshman males, 1,056 responded that they were "not getting any" and 99 percent also responded that they were "not taking any" as well.
Female activists dispute the 99 percent statistic, noting the under-reporting of sexual assaults, but agreed that they could not name a male friend who had sustained romance beyond a ten minute flirtation session at a party last Thursday.
"I wouldn't even know where to begin with [sexual assault] because I do not even know how to find [the vagina]," said Ronald Soon, CSOM '15.
"What is Barstool Blackout?" inquired Sean Preston, A&S '15, when asked his opinion on the matter.
Later in the interview, Preston asked for directions to Vanderslice Hall so he could meet up with his friends in order to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.
Faculty also offered their opinions.
"The societal ignorance of rape is a serious issue. But we must also tackle the daunting issue of male ignorance about how to please a womyn and the even more pressing concern of how to talk to her in the first place," said professor Carrie Crawdad.
"Maybe if the BC bros could carry a conversation for five minutes without passing out drunk or shouting quotations from Rob Gronkowski, they wouldn't have to resort to violence to satisfy their sexual desires," she added.
Sources added that the over 500 males who planned on attending the Blackout Tour did so with the hope that they would get laid and plan to wear sweatbands and backwards hats to prove the point.
